Keats: "(Moses tries to escape through the window while taking a shower. Keats stops him by sticking his gun moses' butt.) Let me guess, just dropped the soap."
Moses: "Please get that out of my ass."
Keats: "I want you on the bed now! (charles the innkeeper walks by and mistakes this for something else... I think you get the picture.)"
Moses: "Hey Charlie."
Keats: "What's up Chuck?"